“Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard.” — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
Mel Brooks is one of the few authentic geniuses working in comedy in America today. — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“Clarification is not to clarify things. It is to put one’s self in the clear (Sir Humphrey Appleby)” — Jonathan Lynn & Anthony Jay Copy Share Image
I'd like a bit of a crack at some kind of anarchic comedy, but whether or not I'm skillful enough at it… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
“Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch… — J. R. Ward Copy Share Image
I really just believe in good storytelling, and we shouldn't have to sacrifice that just because we're a comedy. — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
Of the things which nourish the imagination, humour is one of the most needful, and it is dangerous to limit or destroy… — John Millington Synge Copy Share Image
“Penn is the brains behind this event. On behalf of my brothers, and all of the kids in the program, I’d like… — Gina Gordon Copy Share Image
“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“It is of course perfectly natural to assume that everyone else is having a far more exciting time than you. Human beings,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Don't miss work and never be late. Your boss will appreciate it, and he will reward you by shaking your hand in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A couple of years ago my sister Judy and I were each given a box of truffles. The tiny print said two… — Abigail Thomas Copy Share Image
Comedy scares me a lot. I feel like it's way harder than drama. I think my safety net is definitely drama, and… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
Verse comedy is interesting to me because of the challenge of writing in rhymed couplets, which is not a form that's usually… — David Ives Copy Share Image
“con-tu-ber-nal(noun). One who occupies the same tent; a tent-fellow, comrade. The thought of Percy Prewitt as my contubernal causes me to break… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I can sing, I can act, my physical comedy is on point. I can do the splits. — Logan Paul Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.” — John R. Lindensmith Copy Share Image
“Man to man, my eye Kipps snorted. It was like seeing two schoolgirls squabbling over a scented pencil. You should have heard… — Jonathon Stroud Copy Share Image
I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I hope I am pigeonholed with comedy. I'm really not interested in writing the darker stuff, the emotional stuff. — Jane Espenson Copy Share Image
“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“He looks me up and down blankly. 'So. No Speedos?' 'I left them in my other bag with my muscle shirts and… — Melissa Keil Copy Share Image
“Make a concise statement clearly and you should only need to say it once.” — Mary Mihalic Copy Share Image
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I hate you but you were always there for me to not make me look ridiculous. I appreciate what you did for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic.” — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
I think Red Dwarf has definitely matured in this series. It's not a sit-com any more, it's a comedy drama. — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
Some people are commended for a giddy kind of good-humor, which is as much a virtue as drunkenness. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air. — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A lot of people say that comedy doesnt travel well. I found it very accessible. — Mark Addy Copy Share Image
I feel both happy and sad in my life... Life is neither comedy nor tragedy. And so I just wanted to work… — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Comedy lives on in the web and TV, but nobody's pressing comedy albums anymore. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. — Romain Gary Copy Share Image
