I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres! — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I don't have to defend what I do for a job. Who cares what people say? If people don't see the humor… — Too Short Copy Share Image
Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match made in comedy heaven. They're perfect. — Ben Lyons Copy Share Image
I think comedies should be short. I don't want to be self-indulgent; I don't want a two-hour comedy. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , Answered Prayers (Unspoiled Monsters). — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
When you make a drama, you spend all day beating a guy to death with a hammer, or what have you. Or,… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
“I'm hitting the shower," Reyes said, nodding to Ubbie. "Don't hit George." I scowled at him. His shower was magnificent. I'd named… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I still don't know why we didn't hire a car to get around Ireland." "When I was a kid, I always dreamed… — Nina Bangs Copy Share Image
What I found most fun is just trying to get other people to crack up. That's always something that will help a… — Joe Lo Truglio Copy Share Image
I don't stay in the genre because I just like all stories that have a smart hook in them and I can… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
I get the greatest joy from just doing anything, being an actor. Doing music, and doing what I love to do. I… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
What you want in an interview is four things: You want someone who can explain what they do very well, who can… — Larry King Copy Share Image
His beauty isnt't what makes me love him more with each day that passes by but his sense of humour, his sweetness,… — Josephine Copy Share Image
“Nick: I had a great time. ;) Delilah: Are you winking at me? Nick: No, I had something in my emoticon eye :)~” — M.D. Saperstein Copy Share Image
Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting. — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
“Butler: Do you think I look deaf? William: Whadda I know. You look like you could be anything.” — Richmal Crompton Copy Share Image
“Don't make me cover your face with a pillow until you see my side of things." "Isn't that called murder?” — G A Aiken Copy Share Image
I definitely have a dark sense of humor, and in ways I think that comes from having a lot of childhood trauma… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Now we go in and take over," answered A. "It's our duty to help these people.” — Katerina Stoykova Klemer Copy Share Image
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
There's very few comedy sci-fis that have worked for me other than the classics, like 'Red Dwarf' and, of course, 'Hitchhiker's Guide.' — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
“They certainly won't think she's been taken over by the devil. If anything, they're suspicious that the devil's taken a day off.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can… — Max Frisch Copy Share Image
Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I love reading books. You really get hooked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” — Daniel Radunsky Copy Share Image
“Laughter can cure anything, when you laugh, it pushes the darkness out of your soul.” — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
It's so rewarding being on radio, especially because it's not about what you look like at all. And I love comedy, so… — Sophie Monk Copy Share Image
“I welcome reviews from all readers. I take criticism well; but please . . . no comments on my author face!” — C.C. Alma Copy Share Image
I don't take Twitter that serious. It's all in good humor. I've made fun of people on Twitter and it's whatever. — Fabolous Copy Share Image
“Only an idiot would try to break into a super-secret super-protected mansion while wearing maroon knee high boots.” — Stefani Chaney Copy Share Image
'Gujarat 11' has a good script; it is a full package of entertainment, comedy, emotions and has a message for the audience. — Daisy Shah Copy Share Image
Everybody kind of looks to comedians and comedy for relief and a fresh breath about what is going on in the world. — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
I've always idolized Amy Poehler, because I think she's the best of the best as far as female comedy. — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
“Quotations "Oh man, I hate that poofing shit. You scared me so bad, Ash, you made me eat this crappy cheese." (Nick… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
