I don't know about the romantic comedy route, although never say never. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
“I call the Change of Life "Orchids" because menopause is such an ugly word. It's got men in it for goddsakes.” — Lisa Jey Davis Copy Share Image
“Why do you tell me you love me only when you're drunk or dreaming? she asked. I have awful timing, said Simon” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with… — Rita Moreno Copy Share Image
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
“If the sky falls, we shall catch larks./Když nebe padá , zjímáme skřivani.” — Czech proverb Copy Share Image
“In a world of full of manipulation, half-truths and lies, the conspiracy theory is often a safer bet than the official story.” — Gary Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Where are you from?" She asked without thinking. "I was born in the mountains." Runach said with a shrug. "The place doesn't… — Lynn Kurland Copy Share Image
“If you drive down there," I said, "he'll just escape the other way. That's what he's counting on. You have to walk… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I'm doing stand-up comedy. I'm working on a one-woman show about how I don't like my baby. There is a period of… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
“Father Pierre, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land, where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a… — Monty Python's Flying Circus Copy Share Image
I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you think that perhaps… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
“My dad mumbled something unintelligible. "Woo!" Emmett suddenly boomed in his deep bass. "Go Gators!" Jacob and Charlie jumped. The rest of… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
British people have a really sophisticated sense of humour, because we're exposed to much more than Europeans and Americans, not least in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
