Remember these two words. They will open up a lot of doors in your life. Push and Pull. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound and how raindrops taste like tears without pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Math and English must of had a relationship. How else did we get Algebra then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each others hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Idiots,” I’d say, crunching another cracker. “Who tafes vaca to the friggin’ hungle?” And now here I am. Some people say life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want my people to laugh like a lion's roar. Then even laughter becomes a tremendous experience, because it is intelligence at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Proof computers are female: Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jane's stories are too sensible. Then Diana puts too much murders into hers. She says most of the time she doesn't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wish I had my beta-blockers handy. [ Comment when told that he had won a Nobel prize, referring to the drug… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say that beauty is on the inside, but I would prefer a pretty face over a pretty kidney. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TheBiggestLies Classmate: Do you have any gum? ; Me: Nah man, I got it from someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bed is a time machine. I lay down for 5 minutes and the next thing I know, its 5 hours later... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If teachers can't teach every subject, why do students have to Iearn them all? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wush for his own sake that he'd have a big steaming cup of calm the hell down.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ok some of yall should change costumes, cause fake is played out already. Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom likes playing this game called 'yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he she is involved in tragic events. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tact, the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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