“Don't argue with stupid people, they just pull you down to their level and beat you with experience.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school they call it Bullying but at work they call it Upper Level Management. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always a light at the end of a tunnel. Just pray it isn't a train! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you bend over in front of pinnochio and he lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sir U__ fell down from a speeding train, Which did some damage to his brain, And after that he did not know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I am fully aware that 'money doesn't grow on trees.' Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The human route to sympathy or empathy is a clumsy one but it's all we've got. To understand the consequences of our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As with most audiences when there is a live celebrity on stage, our laughter is performative, disproportionate, and noncontextual: a semaphoric ass… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls express their feelings via TEARS, Boys express their feelings via BEERS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol with family is the best thing ever,when one of the fam member decides to tell the funniest jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love someone enough you can still hear their laughter when their gone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
