Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to our steps as we walk the tightrope of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On my first day of kindergarten: "You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This global recession has had a detrimental effect on my sex life. It's ages since I've been able to afford it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say it grows so cold up here in winter that a man’s laughter freezes in his throat and chokes him to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To me; reading a book is like watching a movie. Once I start, I can't stop until it's over.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says expect the unexpected, slap them and say I bet you didn't expect that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love everybody like I love my family: with pain, rage, random devotion, guilt, humor & tenderness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Only a keen sense of public duty restrains me from plugging you where you sit, you ineffable swine.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
