They say When it rains it Pours well heck next time that happens I'll just go outside naked with a bar of… — Jennifer Amorelli Copy Share Image
I throw my curveball like Clayton Kershaw and my fastball like Mo'ne Davis. — Mo'ne Davis Copy Share Image
Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If someone steps on your foot & asks Did I hurt you? . . Step on theirs (HARDER) & ask, Can you feel my answer? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Youtube ads, on matter how many times you appear in my screen, I will still click the Skip Ad button. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
TEACHER:this isn't some paper you can just write the night before ME:you underestimate my power — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them.… — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Am I higher or lower than she? It was always the vital question for Anna: who was superior, and how she could… — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“And there is one disconcerting thing about working with a computer – it's likely to talk back to you. You make some… — John Drury Clark Copy Share Image
The first testicular gaurd, the *Cup*, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The question that is so clearly in many potential parents' minds: 'Why should we stunt our ambitions and impoverish our lives in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see 'Jekyll' as a very scary comedy thriller, partly because Hyde is violent and frightening as a character but at the… — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
There is not one iota of history as we know it in the entire Bible! — Alvin Boyd Kuhn Copy Share Image
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Life has a funny way of letting things fall into place when you least expect it. — Christina Anstead Copy Share Image
Just as you did not come to Christ on your own, neither will you remain in Christ on your own. — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
Being Open to the Guidance of your Own True Nature will Free Others to Do the Same — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Just give me one more chance to prove the last five affairs I had meant nothing to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy. — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhm, yeah, a moment, I just have to send a text. *Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I don't like to be pigeonholed, and I really like that people never really know what's going on with Metllica. — Lars Ulrich Copy Share Image
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I just pretended I was someone else until that someone else became me. — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. — Neil Kinnock Copy Share Image
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone elses can shorten it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon — Chinier Bennett Copy Share Image
Everyone has that ex that they don't want the world to know they ever dated. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
