One can only define the unknown by its supposed and supposable relations with the known. — Eliphas Levi Copy Share Image
How much better would the world be if a liars pants really did catch on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing. — Juan Manuel Marquez Copy Share Image
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend U r my Best Friend But Do u have courage tell to… — A Josland Copy Share Image
I have no tolerance for people that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends/boyfriends for something that looks like it belongs in the zoo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have… — Leigh Steinberg Copy Share Image
When People Are All Like; Oh I'm So Cool I Get 3 Girls In One Day At 10 Years Old BlahahahahAnd You're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. We’ve kissed. It was nice.” “Nice? Nice is getting an extra shot of espresso in a latte. Nice is… — L.L. Bucknor Copy Share Image
To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it. — GKChesterton Copy Share Image
But I also directed Jack Barrymore and Ronald Colman and James Stewart, to name a few. — George Cukor Copy Share Image
It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something! — Daniel Bryan Copy Share Image
May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to stop saying How stupid can you be? I think people are taking it as a challenge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Every company knows what they do Some know how they do it Very few know why — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
I don't get how you can have so much money to shop every day, but you dress ugly. — Kevin Copy Share Image
If you have faith, you can do what others can't do, because you can see what others can't see. — Tony Evans Copy Share Image
Target. The Walmart for people who think they are too good for Walmart. — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when someone interrupts you and thenyou can't remember what you were talking about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whatever your condition, you can be happy if you have the right attitude. — Al Koran Copy Share Image
Creativity goes beyond what you already know. What you know is just knowledge. — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious? — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours — Mee Copy Share Image
The guiltiness of finding a hair in your sandwich and you pull it out and sheepishly carry on eating — Holly Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It's funny how I never pictured us together but now your the one I can't picture myself without. — Selena Moreno Copy Share Image
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