My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I'm not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation. I'm the victim here! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Japan is our rival, not our enemy. Japan is a competitor... Bashing a Toyota won't make a better car. — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
What is there? No one can say -because there is no one there to say. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Likeclicking on his screename & just saying HE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it’s the least I can do after scaring… — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“Some of the men were dressed like Peter and wore red plaid hunting jackets or bulky tan Carhartt jackets or lined flannel… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents… — Shennon Fabiano Copy Share Image
I feel strange when I get applauded by people in power... because it's obvious that it's them I'm criticizing, but they can't… — Greta Thunburg Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room and everyone stares at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist.… — Alan Cumming Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
My life has been the poem I would have writ, But I could not both live and utter it. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I love a woman who knows how beautiful she is, but doesn't let it change her attitude towards the world. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The veil of money has never been about how much money you have but about how much money has you. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
If someone says 'I love you' and you don't feel the same way, say 'I love YouTube' really fast! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world spins, spins and spins, and with it, so does my sunflower-like head. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. — Bob Plager Copy Share Image
I got a divorce from my oldman I didnt like the judges decision he gave him the kids and aint even his'en ! — Virgil Estep Copy Share Image
I used to eat lots of natural foods until I learnt that most people die of natural causes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when your teacher says your name and you look up to see everyone staring at you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every living faith must have within itself the power of rejuvenation if it is to live — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
You won't acquire external Haters until you've conquered the internal Hater. — Orrin Woodward Copy Share Image
Its funny how we remember lyrics to like so many songs, but can't remember to study for a test. that's me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying, because I have no idea where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
