Science, when applied to personal relationships, is always just wrong . — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; its just that yours is stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are… — Michael Shurtleff Copy Share Image
That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
It's funny when you follow your own sort of bliss, then other people tend to respond in kind, meaning audiences. It's really… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
“Gee-word?" "Gods. What were you doin' the day they handed out brains, boy, anyway?" "Someone was telling a story about stealing a… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything that happens today, didn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Are you okay with what we ordered?” Angeline asked him. “You didn’t pipe up with any requests.” Neil shook his head, face… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Cable is a great medium. It's something I respond to. I'm not doing sitcoms. People don't find me funny. That's just the… — Diego Klattenhoff Copy Share Image
If you see someone wearing a bag it doesn't mean they are all educated some are just wandering around … like DORA.. — Karsh Copy Share Image
If God had consulted me before embarking on the Creation, I would have suggested something simpler. — Alfonso X of Castile Copy Share Image
“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Douglas: You really got to stop doing that. Isabel: Doing what? Douglas: Getting prettier everyday. — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It's hard to take your life so seriously when you can see it all at once. — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
One of the effects of fear is to disturb the senses and cause things to appear other than what they are. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I cant make it today, as I have a doctors appointment — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Beauty is not caused, it is; Chase it and it ceases, Chase it not and it abides... — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
We are far more like somebody watching ourselves than somebody in charge of ourselves. — Richard Wiseman Copy Share Image
My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I t's funny…. how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever words you could have said.!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Train not to get something right, train so that you can never get it wrong — David Belle Copy Share Image
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. — Julia Sutphin Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don't care who you love. I'm just trying to pee. -_- — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
