Boys, if you dont look like Calvin Klein models, dont expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels — Ana Copy Share Image
“Peyton, I’m not married and you’re not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever you were going to do anyway. — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We must lose what we think we know so that we can come to see what we least expect. — Christopher Kimball Copy Share Image
We actually found some home videos, some really funny footage of me when I was around 3 years old. I come up… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I really like 'Gladiator.' I like 'The Dark Knight.' I really liked, when I was a kid, 'U.S. Marshalls.' I like funny… — Matthew Stafford Copy Share Image
“What y'all ladies got to share? Hmmm, what you bitches got?" Aunt Georgia sighed and squinted at the boy. She said, "The… — Jabari Asim Copy Share Image
“Boys,” Lindsay agreed, nodding. “What doesn't get lost in translation?” “Things with the letter X in front of them,” Rachel posited. “Like… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I would love to play 'Funny Girl' or 'Evita,' but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I don't know… — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
Even the pluckiest among us has but seldom the courage of what he really knows. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everybody can see it but only you can feel the warmth.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so broke that if somebody tried to rob me right now, they would just be practicing how to rob. — Pryncez_Nika Copy Share Image
He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
He who gives you the day will also give you the things necessary for the day. — Gregory of Nyssa Copy Share Image
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Kuwa makini na kila kitu unachofanya kwa maana ubongo ni kitu cha ajabu, ubongo una uwezo wa kukupotosha.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
We shall be everything to each other. Nothing else shall be of any consequence. — Kate Chopin Copy Share Image
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth just like stupid falls from yours — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because youre so damn funny — Kanav Rajput Copy Share Image
My Saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world is full of idiots that is the best way to explain intelligence. — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
“Its a beautiful day.I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit_Bumper Sticker” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
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