L hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Treat me good, I'll treat you better, treat me bad and I'll treat you worse. — Sonny Barger Copy Share Image
The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films. — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
“Spandex bodysuits, huh?” His eyes twinkled. “If that’s what turns you on—I’m all for giving it a try.” — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
The door that opens your heart indeed is the door that closes your brain, and vice versa! — Dritan Redjepi Copy Share Image
It's heroic service like yours that reminds me how meaningless my life is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Sorry you have such a weird name and no celebrity parents to blame it on — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The things you absorb you will ultimately secrete. It's all out there and available for you to enjoy...and be nourished by. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the… — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.… — Warren Hutcherson Copy Share Image
Since the 1980s, I've been known more for my TV work, I used to host 'Live at Jongleurs' and of course 'Grumpy… — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
“I only hope, for the sake of the rising male sex generally, that you may be found in as vulnerable and soft-hearted… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I like Taika Waititi a lot. I thought 'Boy' was a really wonderful film, had great resonance. Very sad but also very… — Sam Neill Copy Share Image
The Lord will make much more out of your life than you can by yourself. — Neil L. Andersen Copy Share Image
Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can't remember what I ate for breakfast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, whats your make-up brand? Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not respond to attacks with attacks. Respond with Mercy & Respect — Tariq Ramadan Copy Share Image
I was going to give you a filthy look... Then I realised you already have one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think Aaron Sorkin can write a character who isn't really funny. — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't love a woman for what she says, we like what she says because we love her. — Andre Maurois Copy Share Image
The best pilots fly more than the others; that's why they're the best. — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Maybe there won't be stars, maybe there won't be retweets, but by God there'll be slying! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. — Samuel Grafton Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Moving on is like a bitter vegetable, it doesn't taste good, but it's good for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
