How could anyone like me for my true self? Being gay, disabled, loud and funny was too much in one 5ft person. — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
Some people just want to make up the funny things and play pretend. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A visit to a museum is a search for beauty, truth, and meaning in our lives. Go to museums as often as… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
The American public is somewhat ambivalent about what they expect out of thenational forest. — Ralph Regula Copy Share Image
Even if you have dark skin. Don't be sad. 'Coz is hurts more to be skinless. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Having small touches of colour makes it more colourful than having the whole thing in colour. — Dieter Rams Copy Share Image
“When D's cabin caught fire, D was out of the country. Half the town-Christians and drinkers alike-came out to fight the fire… — John McPhee Copy Share Image
“He looked up at her and smiled crookedly, holding out a few sheets of paper. "Will you read this? i think maybe… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with… — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
To make anything a habit, do it; to not make it a habit, do not do it; to unmake a habit, do… — Epictetus Copy Share Image
I think I'm very hard to cast - unless you go out on a limb. I don't look funny. I don't look… — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
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The value of travel is not just the travel but what the travel makes of you. — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is. — Lou Deva Copy Share Image
First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has given us control over one thing in our lives - our thoughts. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as Superwoman. You cant have everything if you do everything. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Under any system of society ... the family holds the future in its bosom. — Charles Franklin Thwing Copy Share Image
Live authentically. Live your truth. And if you love me for anything, love me because I live mine. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :) — Nate Copy Share Image
Girl: On a scale from 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am? Boy: 9 Girl: Why?? Boy: Because I'm the 1 for you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to know the reality and the reality is that we are eternal. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Blessed are those who are so naive that they do not know what they cannot do. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just Detach From False Mental Objects And Be Enlightened To Being-As-Is — Baizhang Huaihai Copy Share Image
