You must distinguish sharply between being pro free enterprise and being pro business. — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
That person in class that always acts like theyre damn Albert Einstein. Calm the hell down bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Viral videos aren't just about being funny. They're about identity creation. — Ricky Van Veen Copy Share Image
Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
New Zealand was colonised initially by those Australians who had the initiative to escape. — Robert Muldoon Copy Share Image
I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death… — Myself Copy Share Image
When I was younger I probably didn't understand something basic about tact, but I think it kept faint-hearted people at arm's distance… — Debra Winger Copy Share Image
The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the… — Sally Hawkins Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those people that subscribes to that thing that you need any life experience to be funny or to… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
It is funny because, honestly, there isn't much I got to do in 'Kabir Singh' in terms of acting, but many are… — Nikita Dutta Copy Share Image
... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia… — Azita Ghanizada Copy Share Image
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
...in war, they will kill some of us; we shall destroy all of them — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
All these killings needs to stop. Lets just fight over internet with CAPS ON. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When some one tells you expect the unexpected slap them and say you didn't expect that did you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont have commitment issues, I been buying the same brand of whiskey for 8 years — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your manhood is not a license. Her curves are not an excuse. Challenge the stereotype. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I passed out from stress? That’s it?” “I believe the princess term is fainted,” said Thorne.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
Richer than I you can never be, I had a mother who read to me. — Strickland Gillilan Copy Share Image
Wherever your gift is, that's where it's going to be your greatest challenge. — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons... I eat them... — Guardian/Hommie G Copy Share Image
