Cyrus Broacha

Popular and good and bad is not the same thing.

— Cyrus Broacha

Bollywood is a strange world.

— Cyrus Broacha

There's little money in theatre.

— Cyrus Broacha

As much I can stay away from people, I remain happy.

— Cyrus Broacha

We South Asians have sycophancy in our genes!

— Cyrus Broacha

I have no idea how women manage their hair. Seriously.

— Cyrus Broacha

I lift quite heavy weights, but unfortunately no one believes me.

— Cyrus Broacha

I realised that a television show on political lampoon was one genre that was missing.

— Cyrus Broacha

Unless you are wealthy, you cannot afford to act or direct one play and remain unemployed the rest of the time.

— Cyrus Broacha

I have the right credentials to be nominated to the Rajya Sabha.

— Cyrus Broacha

As a test cricket lover, and as a cricket lover, I like all forms of the game.

— Cyrus Broacha

I grew up in Delhi, where there are no Parsis. But once I came to Mumbai, I realised how quirky Parsis are.

— Cyrus Broacha

I don't keep a mobile, I am not computer savvy; I am not on any website. I live like a cave man.

— Cyrus Broacha

That is how our marriage is working so well. My secret of happiness is keeping my contact to the minimum.

— Cyrus Broacha

At the end of the day, I know that I make my living by dressing up, fooling around, playing pranks and giving…

— Cyrus Broacha

My mother thinks I'm a national treasure. She's the only one who thinks my Golden Kela award is the greatest gift ever.

— Cyrus Broacha

That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with…

— Cyrus Broacha

Amongst Indian celebrities, Shah Rukh is a great one to interview. He's a brilliant T.V. anchor, a people person, and enjoys talking.

— Cyrus Broacha

Every night, I say goodnight to the kids like Rajesh Khanna, muah muah, two kisses, say goodnight to my wife, and every…

— Cyrus Broacha

I was named after the great emperor Cyrus as my father, Farokh Broacha, was a great admirer of the Persian emperor. Continuing…

— Cyrus Broacha

I have a great desire to serve humanity without ever actually getting off my chair.

— Cyrus Broacha

The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed.

— Cyrus Broacha