“I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Words have a magical power. They can either bring the greatest happiness or the deepest despair. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
“Well," Loraz said, her voice as dry as the rest of her was not. "At least you still have clothes on.” — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I look at my laughter lines and wonder what on earth could have been that funny.” — Mark Lamprell Copy Share Image
A thought is a substace, producing the thing that is imagined by the thought. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We tend to get what we expect - both from ourselves and from others. When we expect more, we tend to get… — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called… — Alex Hay Copy Share Image
Whenever you feel sadness in your heart,Dullness in your eyes,paleness on your face and Loneliness in your life…It shows you are suffering… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
At this point, I've really failed at a lot of things. It's nice to be able to say that, in a way.… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
They are still trying to bomb with artillery and rocket-propelled grenades to hit the Republican Guard who are controlling Saddam International Airport. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
For many years we have suckled on fear and fear alone, and there is no good product of fear. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room. — Richard Marx Copy Share Image
Any success that I've had in my life has been in spite of my education rather than because of it. — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Things will be far worse than they are now. And far better. I wait. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. — Confucius Copy Share Image
The work that I'm proudest of is the work that I'm most afraid of. — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
If we understood the power of our thoughts, we would guard them more closely. — Betty Eadie Copy Share Image
Not everything that’s cool is science, but everything in science is cool. — Phil Plait Copy Share Image
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Someday's I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image