The gospel is the food of faith... God saves by causing Himself to be known and enjoyed in Christ. — Herman Bavinck Copy Share Image
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
What is it with people nowadays, you claim you want something real' when it's staring at your face. — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
I know many crooks and they never preach, but I don't know anyone who preaches that isn't a crook also. — Indro Montanelli Copy Share Image
Haters are cowards. When confronted they often back down. We must resist haters. — Janet Reno Copy Share Image
I really hate it when 10 year oldgirls say I love my boyfriend Seriously bitch? You barely know how to spell his last — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember as a kid liking long, funny words. And often being into things like that can be perceived as square. But… — Konnie Huq Copy Share Image
People could write stuff that's really offensive, but if it's written within a believable world that has a tone to it, then… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
I don't think there's just one person for everyone. It would be very hard for me to be with a guy who… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that's tough for everyone. If you're just… — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Yeah, it constantly feels like you're constantly checking if you're funny enough, because I think this country's naturally funny. I think the… — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
Does anyone else think mirrors look unbelievably handsome or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have to ask if a clothing item is a dress or a top, it is always a top. — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
NOTHING is worth hurting yourself over. NOTHING is worth taking your life over, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
We are often better served by connecting ideas than we are by protecting them. — Steven Johnson Copy Share Image
Behind every great woman is a man telling her she's ignoring him. Behind every great man is a puzzled woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My dog thinks hes soo popular.. whenever the doorbell rings he always assumes its for him! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not. — Kurt Russell Copy Share Image
I am a complete sucker for funny films. There is something so therapeutic about laughing until you cry. — Ashley Roberts Copy Share Image
You're rich according to what you are, not according to what you have! — Jentezen Franklin Copy Share Image
Just take everything exactly as it is, put it in God's hands and leave it with Him. — Edith Stein Copy Share Image
