When one is traveling, one must expect to spend a certain amount of money foolishly. — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Glenn Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson — Ron Greenwood Copy Share Image
Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others. — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a bad Picasso, but some are less good than others. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
If you want to have more ideas. Simply spend more time in toilet :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
He who loves community destroys community; he who loves the brethren builds community. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
What a frustrating moment it is when you are busy writing a rather long but important articleand you find that your device… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
“Don’t get me wrong, we’re not the fucking Partridge family or anything. We don’t all go on picnics and hold hands.” — Neil Walker Copy Share Image
I was once in Delhi and one guy looked at me and shouted, 'kutiya, kutiya, kutiya' - it is a dialogue from… — Vishwajeet Pradhan Copy Share Image
No babies on this plane. I don't want to be the one crying & puking for the entire duration of the flight… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. . . . he didn't lose your number. .… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
“What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said.” — Toni Blake Copy Share Image
One must live to build one's house, and not build one's house to live in. — Gaston Bachelard Copy Share Image
I will forgive, but I won't forget.. I hope you know, you've lost my respect. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Only In Law School: Will someone hit on you by saying 'We could be a power couple.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are part of the reason for washing and keeping clean, aren't they? — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share Image
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths? — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.” — Javier Bardem Copy Share Image
I Dont Need A Man That Leeds To Sex That Leeds To Kids And I Dont Need Kids I Have A DOG ! — Dess Smith Copy Share Image
I've confessed to everything and I's liked to be hanged. Now, if you please — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
Fighting online is so stupid. I mean...What are you gonna do? Busta CAPS LOCK on my ass? — Stephanie Copy Share Image
I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. — Eddie Bane Copy Share Image
Next time u're in front of the mirror try fixing something besides your face! — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around. — Brooke Astor Copy Share Image
