I'm not your second choice neither your backup plan. So don't text me when you're bored. — Amarjeet Das Copy Share Image
If I were to read about me purely on Twitter, I wouldn’t know what to make of me. — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
A girl who loves you for who you are is priceless. for all other girls, there is master card! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
They say smile is the secret to stay young and cute... hHmMm.. hey? whats that smile f0r?.. :) — Megz Copy Share Image
If my story were ever to be written truthfully from start to finish, it would amaze everyone. — Henri Matisse Copy Share Image
There is something I do not know, the knowing of which could change everything. — Werner Erhard Copy Share Image
“Of course they were eaten,” he retorted, his eyes flashing in cold humour. “Trolls generally aren’t exactly renowned for being vegetarians.” — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
“We walked on the moon. We made footprints somewhere no one else had ever made footprints, and unless someone comes and rubs… — Frank Cottrell Boyce Copy Share Image
If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that… — Pippa Evans Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
I am always acting, be at a party, at work or in office. My attitude changes from meeting to meeting, from being… — Karan Johar Copy Share Image
General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
When I was little playing all these tournaments, I was so professional already. My parents were like, 'Oh, my gosh, she's crazy.'… — Ajla Tomljanovic Copy Share Image
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to affirm something, affirm the truth. Then go do something about it. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny. — Heather McDonald Copy Share Image
What's the trick to writing a genuinely funny comedy? The trick is therapy. Take notes. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
Why was it that they could never shout like that about something that mattered? — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
If u smile when things go wrong its because you already found someone to blame it on — 13 Yearold Copy Share Image
Choosing is existence. To the extent that you don't choose, you don't exist, — John Barth Copy Share Image
If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I've not been cursed with talent, which could be a great inhibitor. — Robert Rauschenberg Copy Share Image
A magic dwells in each beginning, protecting us, telling us how to live... — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. — Kate Flannery Copy Share Image
Not to oppose erroneous doctrine is to approve of it, and not to defend at all true doctrine is to suppress it. — Pope Innocent III Copy Share Image
