Many people dying from natural causes. Forget Aids and Cancer, we need a cure for natural causes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
The only time you lose at something is when you don't learn from that experience. — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
I was, am and always will be a student…, the day I stop learning, is the day I die. — Terence Lewis Copy Share Image
“What is it?” “Something with which to penetrate you.” “But you can penetrate me now. As often as you like.” “Doesn’t mean… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutterers. But I think it is… — James Earl Jones Copy Share Image
For 'Dora,' I wasn't sure I wanted to do it. I wanted to go on a serious path. Then I read the… — Isabela Moner Copy Share Image
Its funny because you meet these people and they make you laugh and they give you hope and make you realize that… — Karan Copy Share Image
A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight,… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
Lesley Manville comes at 'funny' from a totally different direction in 'Phantom Thread,' using snootiness and froideur. The effect of her performance… — Wesley Morris Copy Share Image
The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
Sorry that guy who didn't want to have sex with you didn't turn out to be gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
that strictly(and how)scienti fic land of supernod where freedom is compulsory and only man is god. — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
We never know what’s in us till we stand by ourselves” (George Meredith, ORF) — George Meredith Copy Share Image
The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
The best words for resolving a disagreement are, "I could be wrong; I often am." It's true. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
Women, you may as well go for the younger man -- they never mature anyway! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake. — Duke of Wellington Copy Share Image
I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love something enough, it will reveal itself to you. — George Washington Carver Copy Share Image
He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them. — Confucius Copy Share Image
If you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly — Earl Scruggs Copy Share Image
With all things in life, we do not get what we ask for, we get what we expect. — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
