“Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
The whole effect of activity is to enrich the feeling of the other. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Copy Share Image
Welcome the One that has kissed you from within. It is from inside everything comes. — Mooji Copy Share Image
40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When she emerged, Keith was watching the tiny round window of the under-the-counter washing machine. "Put your clothes in for a wash,"… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In high school, I was too shy to perform. It's one thing to get laughs from your family, to be funny at… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
A famous inspirational speaker said: Best year of my life were spent inthe arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife Audience was… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Death is not an experience in life; we do not live to experience death. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Just Kidding: Saying what you really want and getting away with it. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“What's wrong with her soul?" "Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it.” — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I can be approached, but never pushed; befriended but never coerced; killed, but never shamed. — Yi Sun-sin Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the hell was yesterday? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Journalists belong in the gutter because that is where the ruling classes throw their guilty secrets. — Gerald Priestland Copy Share Image
The one thing you can't take away from me is the way I choose to respond to what you do to me. — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
