Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about? — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
There have been so many discussions about my weight: How is she going to lose weight? Is she going to lose weight?… — Chrissy Metz Copy Share Image
I want to push that no matter what race you are, you're never just a sidekick or broken character. You're the main… — Lexi Underwood Copy Share Image
Advice of the Day: Sometimes you have to try not to care, no matter how much you do because sometimes you mean… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
Y'all should be happy for me. It's funny, compared to my peers, my catalog isn't even that big, but I'm still getting… — Saweetie Copy Share Image
“Did you just call me a numpty?" "Yup. A delusional one." "What, may I ask, is a numpty?" "A person demonstrating a… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law… — A. Lee Martinez Copy Share Image
“You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Isnt it funny, how the sweetest guy in the world can turn into the biggest jerk. — Dev Copy Share Image
Don't worry if you're single. Godis looking at you right now saying I'm saving this one for someone special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I admit I feel funny when I use the word 'whom' as I'm talking to my diapered children, but I persist. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
If you cant find the Any key on your laptop to continue try using a hammer a couple of times. — Paul Kityo Copy Share Image
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Let us be enraged about injustice, but let us not be destroyed by it. — Bayard Rustin Copy Share Image
Lets Plan For A Movie 2day R U Free? If Yes.. Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho, Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga — Mark Copy Share Image
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men. — Shawn Stockman Copy Share Image
If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me. — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. — Melania Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Remove failure as an option and your chances for success become infinitely better. — Joan Lunden Copy Share Image
When we understand our relationship to God, we also understand our relationship to one another. — Dallin H. Oaks Copy Share Image
My creativity comes from an unhoned place, if 'unhoned' is a word… — Monica Lewinsky Copy Share Image
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies — John Cleese Copy Share Image
