We've all got an identity. You can't avoid it. It's what's left when you take everything else away. — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you did something stupid and your mom thinks that everybodyneeds to know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that he did, and the cities which he… — Bible Copy Share Image
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
During college is when I started really watching 'SNL' consistently. Every Saturday night, I watched, and it made me be like, Man,… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
“El Paso,” Andrej echoed slowly. “You do know there’s nothing in El Paso but dust, heat, and illegal aliens, right?” — J. Fally Copy Share Image
Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was… — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
“He sent Eliza a small smile before turning to Lawrence. "What say you and I return to the hotel for a bit?… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
