When I seek another word for 'music', I never find any other word than 'Venice' — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
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People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
One has to arrive at a specific temperature, at which the objects become malleable. — Georges Braque Copy Share Image
A storybook marriage? No, not at all. What Mitt Romney and I have is a real marriage. — Ann Romney Copy Share Image
People who know my music are like 'Yo, that's Steve G-Lover rapping this 'Paper Boi' song. It's hot. I need this song.'… — Stephen Glover Copy Share Image
Give a compliment to a fat chick today, she'll literally remember you until the day she dies... Because elephants never forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Listen, Harr,y can I have a go on it? Can I?" "I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!" said… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit'… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
“Scheide,'Noah said. I decided to give the drink another shot. 'What does that mean?' I asked, then sipped. 'Vagina' I almost choked,… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse,… — Asheya Copy Share Image
