We must all learn to hear what we do not like. The question is not, 'Is it pleasant?' but, 'Is it true?' — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
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John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron… So he wears lipstick, has a… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
What's special with 'Corrie' is that they have the comedy element, women are funny as well - they might do the emotional… — Michelle Keegan Copy Share Image
Journalists said they had never seen so many funny women as leads when we did 'Hotwives' - we had a cast of… — Danielle Schneider Copy Share Image
Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think… — Jerry Reinsdorf Copy Share Image
Whats the difference between a bomb and a condom..?! n a bomb blast population decreases but in a condom blast population increases.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the… — Lee Hall Copy Share Image
“My body is tired as worn out rug, but my brain (if i had) is always full of curiosity, jumping around for… — Hiroko Sakai Copy Share Image
Wrestling has a funny way of regenerating itself, and I'm sure, in the past, a lot of people have asked questions about… — Finn Balor Copy Share Image
