That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
One's capacity for friendship, which can be developed, is basic to one's capacity for happiness. — Maxwell Maltz Copy Share Image
Every relationship starts with He/she's different, and ends with He/she's just like the rest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She seemed to feed on their laughter, and they on her humor, like the lily of the pond—sustained by the very water… — Molly Collier Copy Share Image
When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad… — Sophie Wu Copy Share Image
If a man….who’s playing in front of the public, is being well paid, and he doesn’t dedicate himself to the job, I’d… — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
You're really playing against yourself. You have to learn what you can control and what you can't, and not let what you… — Mike Richter Copy Share Image
'Bridesmaids,' I think, opened up a door to allow women to show a bunch of different women in different ways of being… — Kay Cannon Copy Share Image
Many regard freemasonry as an 18th-century boys' club, all funny aprons and comedic handshakes. That's good for the masons themselves, but it's… — Dawn Foster Copy Share Image
Actors are a great subject for a comedy. They're inherently funny because, like sportsmen, they take themselves so seriously. — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
