“People talk too much, humans aren't descended from monkeys, they're descended from parrots.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
Friends are like a voilene , the strings will break , but it will never make the beautiful music again. — Maya Thomes Copy Share Image
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
In the middle of a Filipino chat fight is not where you want to be!:) xD — TreasurePrincess Copy Share Image
Saving a file as 'dyjjyggffj', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family? — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much. — Baron Barnett Joel Barnett Copy Share Image
I am a great believer that your humor is developed at a very early age, and it doesn't ever change. You're basically… — James Bobin Copy Share Image
Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Tum aasmaan me hoTum zameen par hoTum pani me hoTum hawa me hoTum meri rooh me hoTum mere haatho me hoTum mere… — Aakash Pattanayak Copy Share Image
![“Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas if someone [you like] shambles out, and they tell you what a bad day they've had, they don't have to say anything. I love them. I want to hug them…” quote by Ricky Gervais](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/8c0/ricky-gervais-851_bad-day_funny-bones-to-me-are-more-important-tha_325864.jpg)
