The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We must not let the things we can't do keep us from doing the things we can do. — Richard L. Evans Copy Share Image
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial. — Arthur Adamov Copy Share Image
God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a couch potatoe is really dangerous,someone may get hungry and eat you up. — Ace Kid Copy Share Image
The original outline for 'Mississippi Grind' was actually an attempt to go funny. But when we showed it to people we realized… — Ryan Fleck Copy Share Image
A manufacturer is not through with his customer when a sale is completed. He has then only started with his customer. — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
The odd thing is how, I think, the intensity and devotion to my craft and the intensity of certain performances or types… — Adrien Brody Copy Share Image
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
“You don’t like my restaurant, Miss Connor?” “I couldn’t say since the waiting list to get in is six months long.” One… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
People keep saying that I'm lucky to be naturally funny, that I don't have to work at it. They are wrong. I… — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
I have complained to our administration about working the professional attitude of a corrupt officer. Feedback from administration was amazing. Youre terminated.… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
