Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get! — Forest Gump Copy Share Image
Science is a tribute to what we can know, although we are fallible. — Jacob Bronowski Copy Share Image
Comedy characters that take themselves very seriously, but are actually fools, is so funny. — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a MERCEDES than on a BICYCLE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although every novel is derived directly from another novel, there is really only one novel, the Quixote. — David Berlinski Copy Share Image
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil because she wants to see what she is getting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The good news isn't that God is victorious. How can He not be victorious? The good news is we can be victorious,… — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I've always had a penchant for dialects. I remember getting detention and being told, 'Have a think about where doing these funny… — Nolan North Copy Share Image
“He opened the door wider. "He's waiting." He gave me what was probably meant to be a significant wink, but a corner… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Actually, all paths lead away from the truth...how's that? All paths. There's no such thing as a path to the truth. The… — Adyashanti Copy Share Image
Society is held together by duct tape and a lot of these fragile mechanisms are starting to break down. I have found… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when the song you hate is stuck in your head. (happened to me with Rebecca Black's friday song-.-) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a comedian, Paul Reiser, very funny. I remember reading his book when I first started comedy and I remember laughing like… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
