I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
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...you can render to God and humanity no greater service than to make the most of yourself. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
Relationships would be easier if people came with a 'Clear History' button. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. — Uknown Copy Share Image
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
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[Grandfather] would manufacture funnies with Grandmother before she died about how he was in love with other women who were not her.… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
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