Once you start classifying and trying to identify your own comedy style, you've ceased to be funny. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
Let no-one say the past is dead, the past is all about us and within. — Oodgeroo Noonuccal Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The more you recognize the immense good within you, the more you magnetize immense good around you. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
I swear McDonald's ads be making stuff look good af' but once you get something in person you'll be like What the… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt… — Dianne Feinstein Copy Share Image
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“How do my boobs feel…? Um, fine?” I said with a shrug. “I’ve got to be honest, no one’s ever asked me… — Julianna Scott Copy Share Image
What's evil like? Is it tingly? Are my eyebrows gonna go all pointy and I'm gonna get some evil laugh that turns… — Po - The Dragon Warrior Copy Share Image
Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, youll regret… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“He bursts into tears, and not some manlike tears either, where you pretend you're brushing something off your face and, incidentally, wipe… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office".… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
