We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
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In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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I hate when a guy looks at me and I cant tell if hes thinking I'm cute or if hes thinking, 'How… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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