I Wonder If Jake From State Farm Ever Dated Flo From…

Who gon stop me? No brakes, I need, State Farm. So many watches I need 8 arms. One neck but got 8 charms.

— Jay-Z

If I could pick one place in the world to do one show, this would be it. State Farm Center is my favorite place.

— Tony Khan

We need to know why NHTSA, which has officials who are paid to do nothing else but monitor accidents, have been asleep at the…

— Fred Upton

If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.

— Anonymous

You gon need state farm, allstate, geico, some type of life insurance fuckin with a psyhco.

— Styles P

I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was a little concerned about it when State Farm approached me because, you know, I've never done a commercial by any means, but…

— Pat Summitt

I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!

— Anonymous

State Farm is pleased to support the Common Core State Standards Initiative. State by State adoption of these standards is an important step towards…

— Edward B. Rust, Jr

Like a good neighbor STATE FARM is there, - WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT NIGGA ?

— Jacob Hadley

Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice.

— Anonymous

“To lovers out there… Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are…

— De philosopher DJ Kyos

An ex is an ex for a reason, they are an EXample of what you don't want in your future.

— Alexia

Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.

— Chris Pine

When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist.

— Luke Pasqualino