I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his…

It's funny how you think you know someone so well, then you bang his wife and then his true colors start to show.

— Nikhil Saluja

If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.

— Anonymous

Like a good neighbor STATE FARM is there, - WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT NIGGA ?

— Jacob Hadley

Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions on the website. You understand nothing still you say I agree...

— Nikhil Saluja

And good neighbors make a huge difference in the quality of life. I agree.

— Robert Fulghum

A good neighbor is someone who doesn't put a password on their wifi.

— Anonymous

Late night writing is also good, too, but in New York, you've got neighbors. I try to be a good neighbor.

— Sara Bareilles

In the field of world policy; I would dedicate this nation to the policy of the good neighbor.

— Franklin D. Roosevelt

The trade agreement which I had the privilege of signing with your Prime Minister last autumn is tangible evidence of the desire of the…

— Franklin D. Roosevelt

Love your Neighbour; yet don't pull down your Hedge.

— Benjamin Franklin

All will concede that in order to have good neighbors, we must also be good neighbors. That applies in every field of human endeavor.

— Harry S. Truman

State Farm is pleased to support the Common Core State Standards Initiative. State by State adoption of these standards is an important step towards…

— Edward B. Rust, Jr

I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!

— Anonymous

I was a little concerned about it when State Farm approached me because, you know, I've never done a commercial by any means, but…

— Pat Summitt

You gon need state farm, allstate, geico, some type of life insurance fuckin with a psyhco.

— Styles P