She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
When your teacher is talking about her kids and all you're thinking is omg you had sex!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love supposes, is, and does many things, but basically it is practiced in the act of sharing. — John Powell Copy Share Image
Here's what I really love: I love a funny story that I can tag a serious line on the end of. — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Not even the foulest atrocities of Adolf Hitler ever shocked me so badly as these Abu Ghraib photographs did. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Your true meaning cannot be grasped or captured by words. You can never be equated with any words, because you are prior… — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I was trying to hold on but you were trying to let go. But know this; once you let me go, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
