In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Opportunity makes us known to others, but more to ourselves. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
Pure wisdom always directs itself towards God; the purest wisdom is knowledge of God. — Lew Wallace Copy Share Image
The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram. — Thomas Koenig Copy Share Image
If one discards the Bible as being unreliable, then he must discard almost all literature of antiquity. — Josh McDowell Copy Share Image
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog… — Marie Corelli Copy Share Image
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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If you don't do a lot stupid things when you're young. You wont have funny things to talk about when you're old. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Steven Spielberg is going to release a biopic about Abraham Lincoln next year. Right, that's a good way to honor Lincoln … — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
