The whole opportunity of being on 'Last Comic' gave me the chance to display me being funny on and off stage. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
I did it because I can,I can because I want to and I want to because you said that I couldn't — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
I Only Say The Truth! When I know it can't take me to jail or take ma life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ME: OMG I have to tell you thisstory about- *starts laughing**deep breath* Ok there was this- *starts laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
I may not be funny. I may not be a singer. I may not be a damn seamstress. I may have diabetes.… — Justin Johnson Copy Share Image
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
A Belated Teachers' Day Its A Humble Request 80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students. So Plz .… — Sadie Copy Share Image
A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying,… — Gorgeous_girl Copy Share Image
The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
