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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
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The idea of me being an icon or something is a very funny thing, just because of my own weird insecurities. But,… — JPEGMAFIA Copy Share Image
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I always wanted to know how long 'forever' was and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 4 weeks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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