Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Things to do today: (1) Dig a hole. (2) Name it love. (3) Watch people fall in love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where do we live symbolically? Nowhere except where we participate in the ritual of life. — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
If there ever was a time when absolutely nothing existed, all there could possibly be now is nothing. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
Strangers think Im quiet, my friends think Im outgoing, my best friends know Im insane. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
I think that as kids we all picture ourselves as the princess, the prince, and not really ever as the housekeeper or… — Betty Gabriel Copy Share Image
Some nights I'm funny with the between-song commentary, some nights I'm not. I have no control over this. I pace the stage… — David Berman Copy Share Image
“Sylph and Jodi return to my side, each carrying a cloth sack full of chickweed. I wrap my arm around Sylph's waist… — C.J. Redwine Copy Share Image
I used to think it was so funny that plankton was married to his computer, but now I realized that's probably my… — Sponge Bob Copy Share Image
I'm always fascinated by the dedicated monitors in a hospital. Non-standard cables, funny button shapes, odd LED colors, and lots of extra… — Brad Feld Copy Share Image
Guy says: Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long. Girl says: Wanna hear a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
