Sponge Bob

I'm ready! I'm ready!

— Sponge Bob

My lips are a little dry...

— Sponge Bob

A booster seat?

— Sponge Bob

I've got the pieces!

— Sponge Bob

Bring it around town!

— Sponge Bob

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!

— Sponge Bob

No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!

— Sponge Bob

Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.

— Sponge Bob

Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!

— Sponge Bob

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

— Sponge Bob

Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun.

— Sponge Bob

Why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly

— Sponge Bob

Ahhh! Help, Gary! Prince of Neptune! I closed the window on my head!

— Sponge Bob

You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

— Sponge Bob

I won't stop for a little...EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!! AHHH!!

— Sponge Bob

Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!

— Sponge Bob

You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well,…

— Sponge Bob

I used to think it was so funny that plankton was married to his computer, but now I realized that's probably my…

— Sponge Bob