My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
You can change all things for the better when you change yourself for the better. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
I can't even imagine how many indigenous people Columbus would have murdered if he didn't get Columbus Day off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural Stalingrad. — JGBallard Copy Share Image
“I had everything before I met you." he said, unable to make eye contact with me. "Funny" I said with more sadness… — John Goode Copy Share Image
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Oh, storms. That was awful." "No it was funny. You seem to get those two mixed up a lot. Don't worry. I'm… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I laughed...I know it isn't funny for you. It was incredibly stupid of me to laugh. Does it hurt a… — Per Petterson Copy Share Image
What I've found is if you get the right characters in the right story and put them in the right setting -… — Mike Bartlett Copy Share Image
“Who," coughed Zvonok, "do you think broke your favorite teacup last fall? The one with the cherries on the handle?" "I was… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded.” — Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident Copy Share Image
Crazy is going to walmart and Walk up to complete strangers and say, Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!. etc.… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
