It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
My view is that Washington and the regulators are there to serve the banks. — Spencer Bachus Copy Share Image
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
'I Love My Wife' bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You didn't know she was crazy despite her propensity to carry on conversations with people who were not there? You didn't know… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
Off the floor, I'm really laid back: like, nothing really fazes me too much. But on the floor, I do get emotional… — Dirk Nowitzki Copy Share Image
I always laugh when I listen to my old stuff. I was just trying way too much back then. Doing too many… — Bryson Tiller Copy Share Image
The Romneys have a horse competing in the Olympics. Ann Romney's horse failed to win a medal in the dressage event today,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It's funny: I've joked that 'Sharp Objects,' 'To the Bone,' and 'Dietland' are my self-harm trilogy, and each one is a different… — Marti Noxon Copy Share Image
“Ah, well, when you explain it like that, it seems obvious," said Mudge. "Of course, it always seems obvious once it's been… — Theodora Goss Copy Share Image
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
