If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Your ugly and playing hard to get Ugh ? Yo ass in already hard to want :P — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Was bad language used?” asked Colonel Melchett. “It depends on what you call bad language.” “Could you understand it?” I asked. “Of… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on." "Fuck you. This is my… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Smile and smile often. Smile regularly. Smile when you don't feel like it and you will feel like it when you smile. — B. J. Palmer Copy Share Image
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets… — Gene Shue Copy Share Image
Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I have two sisters, a brother and lots of aunts. These are funny, opinionated, not-very-quiet women with big personalities - and that… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some… — Dolph Ziggler Copy Share Image
