MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I bring a loving presence to everyone I meet and everything I do. — Cheryl Richardson Copy Share Image
We objected to the morality because it interfered with our sexual freedom. — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny. — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
I'm always so impressed by people who can just stay super mellow and still be extremely funny. — Janet Varney Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer… — Danish Copy Share Image
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always… — Carlson Gracie Copy Share Image
People always think I'm this zany character. But I think I just see the funny side of life, I don't see the… — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
“We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I'm never going to understand what Middle America wants, because I'm on a show that Middle America doesn't necessarily like but I… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
