I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in…

“I looked over at Kyle as he did his pushups. What if he did make it big? Did it matter? Sure, it would help,…

— M.L. Young

Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola?

— Anonymous

“I now track the following questions on a little spreadsheet every morning –   “Did I adhere to set wake-time?” “Did I wake 3+…

— Sebastian Marshall

This morning did you wake up to an alarm clock or an opportunity clock?

— Zig Ziglar

As a child, I had to get up early for school or work. I'd get ready by myself. I'd set my alarm to wake…

— Janet Jackson

“Did you ever stand on a street corner in American at five o'clock in the morning? I did.”

— Jack Kerouac

“If there was one thing that he hated most about more than another it was the way she had of waking him in the…

— Irish Writer

Many spend their time berating practitioners for not applying their method. We all need to disseminate our ideas, but most of our time should…

— David Parnas

It was fine," I said stiffly. "We played Mouse Trap." "Is that what they're calling it these days?" she asked, throwing me a terrible…

— Maureen Johnson

If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs,…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

For me, the short story is not a character sketch, a mouse trap, an epiphany, a slice of suburban life. It is the flowering…

— William H. Gass

The doctrines some now preach could not build a mouse-trap.

— Charles Spurgeon

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time…

— Anonymous

There's always free cheese in the mouse traps, but the mice there ain't happy

— Anonymous

I know so well what becomes of unmarried women who aren't prepared to occupy a position. I've seen such pitiful cases in the South…

— Tennessee Williams