“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
The British civil service ... is a beautifully designed and effective braking mechanism. — Shirley Williams Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Ipad replacin bible in church & u call It modern day? OK can u cast out demon with an ipad? — Laylow Copy Share Image
On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex. — Bill Russell Copy Share Image
I want to recriminalise homosexuality, so i can feel dirty when i do it. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why… — Justice Garcia Copy Share Image
But it's funny, I really was quite introverted as a child. I just liked music, so mum and dad bought me a… — Jane McDonald Copy Share Image
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Oh, everything is fun when I’m around.” Hercules’s knees knocked into the back of my seat as he leaned back. “This one… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
