Dont ever wrestle with a pig. Youll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have...dragons. Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have, stubbornness issues. — Hiccup Copy Share Image
On the scale of Kristen Stewart to Nicki Minaj, how many facial expressions do u have? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People always ask about my dad and his comedic influence. It's funny because my mom is really the comedian of our household. — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
I find it funny how at British festivals there are such inflated egos. It's rare that I even talk to anyone at… — Ben Howard Copy Share Image
I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
When you see someone flirting with the person you like, and they flirt back and you're just sitting there like: Oh… cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“So, tell me about this guy. Did you meet him at work?" "Eww. You know I'm related to everyone in the restaurant.” — Ashleigh Stevens Copy Share Image
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The heroines in 'That's What She Said' are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable to… — Carrie Preston Copy Share Image
