Here's to a Rosh Hashanah we'll never forget since it'll be permanently documented in our Facebook Timelines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
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The only one that can do what I do is me. Lot of people had to die for me to be me.… — Frank Costello Copy Share Image
Football is a funny game. Today, you are zero; tomorrow, you are a hero. — Emmanuel Adebayor Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I used to care what people think about me until I tried paying my bills with their thoughts. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. Its up in the air whether the same can be… — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
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“Drab?" Soldier yelled. "I'll give you drab. Beat her, would you? Beat my wife? I'll feed your head to the vultures, you… — Kim Hunter Copy Share Image
“Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
The military part of our information network - which we were accustomed to rely on for exact information - was the first… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I can't help but sit here and think about all the stupid stuff we have done together. I wouldn't want to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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