Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening. — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
There is no beauty, if it doesn't show some of the terribleness of life. — Marlene Dumas Copy Share Image
He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It is good to act as if. It is even better to grow to the point where it is no longer an… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
The sacredness, if there is any, is all in yourself and not in the place. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
As our leader Saddam Hussein said, 'God is grilling their stomachs in hell.' — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I would rather get out of the game than stay in the game to change the game. — Danielle LaPorte Copy Share Image
If a man tells you that he's fallen in love at first sight with you, just punch him. It's just another way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like the five-person group dynamic. I just never have. It doesn't make sense to me that six people would just… — Rosa Salazar Copy Share Image
“1. You left a multipack of Mars Bars on top of your wardrobe. Can I have one? Dad x 2. I had… — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very… — Geoffrey Parfitt Copy Share Image
I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
My father likes the oldies station, I wonder when I'm over 50 if the oldies station will play Lil Jon & the… — Devin Sanchez Copy Share Image
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I had just finished working on a play, and we started to talk to the 'Happy Endings' folks. There was interest from… — James Wolk Copy Share Image
