The awful daring of a moment's surrender which an age of prudence can never retract. — TS Eliot Copy Share Image
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. — Max Kauffmann Copy Share Image
Maybe you should post wants attentions as your status cause I don't think people are getting your drift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter what I have to say, I'm still trying to say it in comedic form. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
It's normal to feel the way you do right now but trust me, it will get better. Good luck, be strong. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going. — Richard Gere Copy Share Image
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The casting-couch routine has been going on for ages, from top directors to the lowliest agents. I had to attend a meeting… — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I like shows where the female characters are as funny as the male characters, not just commenting on how funny the male… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“How about a rain check?' She smiles, but I know it's not real because it doesn't crinkle her eyes. 'Sure. Some other… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You got to find a woman that can cook. How you gonna last 50 or 60 yrs?.. Most people say, well we'll… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
